I hate winter with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. (This is symbolic of the complete lack of the sun we all know and love, and its replacement with a pale, watery impostor.) Winter is dry. It is cold. All the good stuff dies or hibernates, the latter being a skill I’m attempting to attain through the consumption of approximately one million Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees and a long nap. Now, moving to Boston means not only will the winter itself probably be worse, but so many of the things I love about living here will be brutally taken out by bare minimum four months of bitter, bitter cold.
In an attempt to curb my intense dread, I’ve compiled here a list of the summer-to-winter transformations of some of my favorite Boston places. Maybe this winter won’t be bad. I guess. Especially if this whole hibernation thing goes to plan.
- Boston Common Frog Pond
I walk past this shallow, manmade, frog-less body of water every day of my life. Children may or may not be allowed to play in it; it’s difficult to tell because I have seen both a) don’t go in the water signs and b) children in the water. But good news! Instead of just being a sad, empty cement pool, IT WILL TURN INTO AN ICE SKATING RINK.
This is very exciting news, not because I enjoy ice skating, because I do not enjoy anything that makes me fall painfully and publicly only to land on a cold, hard surface, but I do appreciate watching people ice skate significantly more than I appreciate gazing at a cement landscape. Can’t wait until they start freezing water come mid-November.
The Boston Common Frog Pond Ice Skating Rink (rolls off the tongue) also has College Nights! Bring your college ID any Tuesday night (while school is in session) for a reduced ticket price.
- Boston Common
This isn’t an all-winter-long transformation, but at some point in February 2018, the Boston Common will become a winter wonderland. Albeit one teeming with screaming kids. It’s called the Children’s Winter Festival, and there are slides and refreshments and general wintery glory. Yes, it does say “children’s” in the name, and yes, that does mean it is intended entirely for children, but in past years there have been concurrent events for ALL people, like free skating camps (for all ages!).
Also, if you tell them you’re a child at heart, are they really going to prevent you from entering?
- The Esplanade
The Esplanade is a beautiful park that runs along the Charles River, and I quite frankly failed to see what its appeal could be in the winter months. Thankfully, the Esplanade website has a list of wintery suggestions, and one of them is snowshoeing. Apparently, snowshoeing is something I have wanted to do for my entire life without being aware of it, because I am VERY EXCITED about this idea. Granted, this, along with other activity suggestions like cross-country skiing, rides on the concept of a lot of snow. That’s already a plus side of winter. But it’s still cool!
Plus, the Esplanade is beautiful and snow is only going to make that fact truer.
The best transformation of all, I believe, is the transformation of the hellish hills I have to ascend every day into perfect sledding terrain. (This falls apart if I think about what it will be like to still ascend those small mountains when they are covered in snow and ice, but I’m trying to block that out.)
Sledding is one of my favorite parts of winter and the biggest positive I’ve seen thus far of living at the apex of a hilly nightmare is that I can sled with incredible convenience and ease.
- HOT CHOCOLATE
You may be thinking, “How is this a transformation?” I’ll tell you. It’s a transformation from me ingesting a variety of beverages, such as water, into me just drinking hot chocolate all the time because it is the best liquid in the world. According to the Internet, there are many, many, many prestigious and delicious hot chocolates in the municipality of Boston, like Taza Chocolate Bar’s create your own (they also sell churros!!) and Tatte’s white Belgian hot cocoa.
I would like all of them, please and thank you.
To update: I still hate winter. However, the intensity with which I am dreading it has decreased to some extent. Because now I have snowshoeing and hot chocolate and sledding and watching people fall while skating on my way to class on the brain.